Why People love us
Features
Welcome to the future of finance - or whatever this is. We’ve mashed up every buzzword, added a dash of quantum magic, and sprinkled in some spiritual scaling. Our seed round was funded by fictional billionaires and one guy named Kevin. He’s real, we think. Stake your DNA, farm some blessings, and cross infinite bridges - all while powered by hypothetical particles and backed by Kevin’s mysterious $12.73.
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The World’s First OmniFi 9000 Project
DeFi. CeFi. TradFi. RealFi. DeSci. SciFi. We’re all of them.
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Quantum-Resistant Layer 0 AI Chain
Secured by hypothetical particles. Scales horizontally, vertically, and spiritually.
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BridgeBridge (not ™)
A cross-chain bridge that bridges to other bridges. Not tokens, just bridges.
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Shinto Yield Farming
Respect the gods. Stake your karma. Earn blessings (ERC-20).
Mission (for real)
In crypto, the lack of real utility, value, or integrity is often hidden behind layers of buzzwords, vague innovation, and hype-for-hype’s-sake. We don’t see that as a problem - we see it as the problem. Larp AI doesn’t pretend to be the solution. We’re here to parody the performance, spotlight the absurdity, and prove that if everything’s a LARP... you might as well lean in and make it legendary.
Explore
Our Roadmap to the Stars
Limitless, Powerful, Segment Defining Technology.
Promised today, Delivered Tomorrow.
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Today
Launch and collect Tax. CMC and CG Listing as well.
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Tomorrow
Huge Launch Party, Lambo Shopping etc.
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The Future
Every Utility known to man, and some that have not yet been Discovered.
Tokenomics So Complex, Even Our AI’s Confused
Contract Address
0xF3C83A2AA05f9201533737C1Efa2Fe5D9416F128
Liquidity Lock - Unknown
We’ve chained our liquidity tighter than Kevin’s grip on that $12.73 investment. Your funds are safer than a meme stash in a Discord mod’s DMs. No rugs here just vibes.
Total Supply - 100B
We print, burn, or LARP new tokens based on the cosmic mood of the blockchain gods. Sometimes tokens vanish, sometimes they multiply, and sometimes they just do whatever Kevin feels like. Expect the unexpected.
Tax - between 0&100
A tiny cut of every trade goes straight into Kevin’s imaginary garage fund. One day, maybe a Lambo. Or at least a toy one. Until then, we’re just collecting dusty receipts and big ambitions. Because if you’re not dreaming of Lambos, are you even in crypto? Jk, it's 0/0
Do you identify yourself with Larp AI?
Join us today, tomorrow is too late.